a day in the life of the blur sotong - jonathan lee

9am - the initial alarm. a groan and a whack and it shuts up. quick.

9.10am - the snooze alarm. another whack.

9.20am - the snooze alarm. yet another whack.

9.30am - the snooze alarm. the final straw. clumsily feeling for the buttons i struggle to turn the damn thing off.

10am - the sudden ' jolt up with realisation of impending doom'

10.20am- out the door. hair uncombed. laces undone. i dont care.

10.45am- with whimsical apologies to my irate friend. we enter the lecture theater. 45mins late.

5pm- bolt out of the lecture theater, onwards to bullwinkles before it closes. (closes AT 5)

6pm- have a sad uneventful meal with woofy.

6-2am - slack. give in to the vile corruption of the one known as ' cOrMm-pIu-teHr- and his evil companion, 'eeEn.tEr-nEt'.

3am- off to dreamland.

a whole new day ahead again.

sigh.